Friday, July 08, 2005

stand firm like the ripe melons at the alamo.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

if you ever step foot on my property, i'll shower you with spain.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

i see that you've spent all of your hats.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

mouses try to hard.

Monday, July 04, 2005

fireworks in your eye? call 1-800-get-asst (1-800-438-2778)

Sunday, July 03, 2005

mast this fork; underminicopter cannot rest until it.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

get up; span the gap! know yourself that! orrooro!

Friday, July 01, 2005

candy is unlike anything you've ever stuck in your linens!