i swear, it's not you(r scent), it's me(phistopheles).

gracias para desnudar.

once again, it's hedgehogs that are prickly and pickles that are pickly. also porcupines are pickly.

filing is not your daddy.

america's best tripping hazard : mustard pretzel dog.

egg sandwiches fall somewhat short in the hurricane-resistant housing department. you are much better off using an egg-shaped concrete casting. thank you.

the greater: ducknut. the lesser: donu... something.

f.

one mole of prevention equals seventy-nine moles of sulfur dioxide. bet you didn't know that one, m((r(s))(s)). acid rain.

map the following cities and connect them with peanut butter. des moines, ia, scranton, pa, wilmington, de, eugene, or, and moncton, new brunswick, canada.

you have now made a damn dirty mess of a large swath of north america. jerk.

if you call me on backdating this, NO! NOOOO! OH! YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT!!! OH! REFERENCE_SELF() OH, I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! except "tomorrow".

sputter, sputter, sputter, rowwwwr! TIGER MOTORCYCLE FROM GREAT TIMES!

this is NOT your one-stop source for grippable canisters of smelly rubbish. you will have to come back at least once.

grin and bear [ the removal of the iowa-missouri border from your left nostril -ed. ]

grizzly bears, grizzly bears, beers and beers and bears and beers. this is your end, boy wonder.

if the amine group fits, make it snazzier by the addition of a tomato-sheathed finger or two, plus POTA!TO! [ we're sorry, there's been an incident in organic chemistry lab. please check back tomorrow -ed. ]

fuck the motorized zen garden; i'm going to build some automatic furniture!

please shut off all electronic devices in the vicinity of this smooth taut faction. blasting operations are underway. smells of blasting, please shut off. bom!

grant permission for entry ONLY if you want them to enter!

grazing, grazing, grazing, grazing, grazing, grazing, grazing, ruminating, ruminating, ruminating ruminating ... ruminating, ruminating, pooping, grazing, writing the great american novel, grazing, grazing, ruminating, ruminating, ruminating, ruminating.

left handed threads know that you're watching and laughing. i don't. therefore, be it here recorded that right handed threads live in me, and i in them.

speak in italics and carry a big bong♥scepter; this is a sure fire way to be eccentric.

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"buns, buns"

a lift ticket is not a hunting license! (?)

the ancient pennsylvanian custom of precariously hanging hats above soup kettles resulted in an above-average quantity of fossilized hat soup around philadelphia.

years of amassing hoot owl expertise can't make up for years of heroin use.

if you build it [ a pachyderm carribean resort -ed.], elephants will come [ on giant kon-tiki style rafts -ed.]

granulated granulated granules grow greatly granulated.

graceful extrusion is the key to proper play-doh plumbing.

mind your mouthparts lest the architects expose more structural members.